S3B1 - Krunker Strike FRVR

The hit FPS that's taking the nation by storm. Krunkel Strikers is a Discord based FPS with blazing fast gameplay and graphics that ooze with attitude. Let these two veteran gamers, Roocifer_xx_n00bpwner and Jacobchef360xXx open your eyes to this underground FPS that you do NOT want to be caught sleeping on.

This is also probably just us testing some new software, so consider it a bonus.

Transcript

Roocifer: You. Welcome to us. Quick, quick hit. We're doing the first

Jacob: Quick

Roocifer: minute.

Jacob: hit, quit beer.

Roocifer: And this is news for. I was gone.

Jacob: And this is Jacob. Ayo, what's going on? And this actually would be a good test because I've got my fan kind of blowing in the background, so it'd be

Roocifer: Oh.

Jacob: good for background noise to test the. This is Jake Wood Mass special secret super secret podcast episode.

Roocifer: Well, let's let's pretend we're rifling through papers a little bit here.

Jacob: Oh.

Roocifer: You know, like, really? Oh, it's right here. I can definitely hear that. Okay.

Jacob: I don't have a way. I

Roocifer: No,

Jacob: do have papers.

Roocifer: I do not have headphones on either. So that's pretty epic

Jacob: That's

Roocifer: to.

Jacob: going to be epic. Okay. All

Roocifer: So

Jacob: right.

Roocifer: that's

Jacob: I've

Roocifer: a lot of good

Jacob: got

Roocifer: test.

Jacob: the script of our podcast up now. Matt, I'm not sure if you can hear the rifling.

Roocifer: Yeah.

Jacob: Yeah, you can.

Roocifer: Yeah,

Jacob: Okay, so

Roocifer: I just.

Jacob: I think the first thing. Mm hmm. Mm

Roocifer: Our to get

Jacob: hmm.

Roocifer: real close. Look at

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: her.

Jacob: And I think the first thing Matt and I actually wanted to talk about, we were going to bring you our very first episode regarding Matt. You know what's coming, don't you?

Roocifer: Yep. Starts

Jacob: Star

Roocifer: with an L.

Jacob: Wars.

Roocifer: Oh.

Jacob: Luke Skywalker. That's

Roocifer: Let's

Jacob: why

Roocifer: start

Jacob: it starts

Roocifer: with an

Jacob: with

Roocifer: EL.

Jacob: an owl. Yeah. Luke Skywalker.

Roocifer: Ends with the now.

Jacob: Ends with an EL.

Roocifer: Yep.

Jacob: What? What are you talking about?

Roocifer: Uh, a little bit without the E on the end.

Jacob: Oh yeah. That was my nickname in high school. They used to call me little

Roocifer: Little

Jacob: know

Roocifer: crud,

Jacob: they.

Roocifer: little shrunken.

Jacob: Yeah. A little crunk and Duncan. I think

Roocifer: Yes.

Jacob: the only negative thing about this is there's no video. You know, it's only an audio format for our

Roocifer: So.

Jacob: listeners. Of course, that's what I'm talking about. Not

Roocifer: We?

Jacob: the recording platform we're

Roocifer: We'd

Jacob: using.

Roocifer: all be muted on discord

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: with

Jacob: We'd

Roocifer: cameras.

Jacob: have to be muted on discord. We'd have to be talking into this mat. This

Roocifer: Right.

Jacob: is going to be our surprise episode. We're just going to upload it. No editing or anything. So be it. Be more interesting, please.

Roocifer: You sure about this?

Jacob: Now I'm 100% sure. It's going to be called the Lost. It's going to be called the Lost Adobe

Roocifer: Well, this

Jacob: episode.

Roocifer: or this week we played Krunk and Strike for the Discord gaming

Jacob: No

Roocifer: system.

Jacob: longer.

Roocifer: Now this. This is a great game. It's graphics. I'm going to give it a two, maybe three out of ten.

Jacob: I'd give it a three. The fact that the entire game like takes place in discord bumps it up. That extra point for me from a two to a three.

Roocifer: I mean, maybe it's like in HTML five or something like that and.

Jacob: Yeah. I think it's a old flash game.

Roocifer: Oh, now it's a flash game. Okay.

Jacob: Yeah. So, story

Roocifer: Zero.

Jacob: zero. Um,

Roocifer: Unless.

Jacob: do you have a quiz for us?

Roocifer: Yeah. Okay, so let's go to crunk and I can't even share my thing.

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: Crunk

Jacob: You can't

Roocifer: and

Jacob: even share your screen

Roocifer: quiz. I put that

Jacob: here.

Roocifer: into Google.

Jacob: I've got I've got a quiz for you. What is a drunken.

Roocifer: Boy. There's a website, Concord, Iowa.

Jacob: Ah. What is a clunker? Not a crunk. And what's a crunk?

Roocifer: I hardly know her.

Jacob: That's a good that's a funny answer. No soundboard. But the actual answer is it's the form of currency and truckers strike.

Roocifer: Wait. What? What soundboard clip did you want?

Jacob: Uh. What did I say?

Roocifer: He said the no soundboard.

Jacob: Yeah. What were you talking about?

Roocifer: Because I made a funny.

Jacob: Oh, maybe because you said I hardly know her.

Roocifer: Yeah. Should we do, like, a laugh track right now? We can just

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: do the sound

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: ourselves.

Jacob: Okay, we'll just try to try to sound like as many people laughing as possible at once. Three, two, one, go. My ha ha ha ha ha ha

Roocifer: Oh.

Jacob: ha ha ha ho ho! Whoo hoo hoo hoo! Ha ha! Well, yes. Ha ha ha. Okay.

Roocifer: The Little Whistling associate sounds.

Jacob: That was good. So, story zero. You. You failed the quiz. It was a one question quiz. You couldn't answer what a clunker was, but you did have a hilarious.

Roocifer: You know.

Jacob: Uh, graphics.

Roocifer: Speaking of Conker, and then I'm going to stop the recording.

Roocifer: Oh,

Jacob: Okay. Matt,

Roocifer: we're still.

Jacob: don't ever. Don't you ever stop recording on me again. All right. I don't

Roocifer: So.

Jacob: know. It's like.

Roocifer: The plan was to play the intro, but I had to upload it on the fly.

Jacob: Mm hmm.

Roocifer: You will.

Jacob: Yeah. I guess there's a thing called professionalism, and I'd appreciate it from you, from my podcast partner. Honestly.

Roocifer: Okay. Okay. So what? We finished the quiz. I think I got it right. It was hardly know her.

Jacob: Yep. Yep. That's what I remember. Sorry.

Roocifer: As

Jacob: It's

Roocifer: the.

Jacob: been, I think, what, like three months since we recorded that? We're just now getting back to this.

Roocifer: Did we do that little joke before

Jacob: I don't know. Who

Roocifer: season

Jacob: cares?

Roocifer: one, probably known as

Jacob: Probably nobody

Roocifer: remember season one?

Jacob: remembers season one. Um, graphics, do we? Yeah. No, we talked about graphics.

Roocifer: Yeah. That's what we started with.

Jacob: Yeah. Sound.

Roocifer: Sure.

Jacob: It sounds okay. I guess. I don't know. For.

Roocifer: Yeah. I think they shot real guns at real.

Jacob: Yeah. They took it out to a real shooting range and they

Roocifer: Real

Jacob: really

Roocifer: shooting range. Yep.

Jacob: they

Roocifer: That's.

Jacob: really recorded like with 3-D microphones with 363 microphones to get the real sound effect from every angle.

Roocifer: See, the problem is I couldn't I couldn't say my edgy joke because I don't know how this thing works.

Jacob: Yeah. Like Adobe just takes their sound files and records it forever. What was what was the edgy joke you wanted to say?

Roocifer: Oh, it was.

Jacob: Jaron Right. We'll throw off the air by saying you're somebody that you're not.

Roocifer: Oh, yeah. And then I'll do a voice.

Jacob: Yeah. Oh, let's

Roocifer: Now

Jacob: call.

Roocifer: it's the Turk. Real guns to a real school. Thanks, Kermit.

Jacob: Thanks. Kermit the Frog.

Roocifer: I don't really agree with what he said, but.

Jacob: No, that's that's really messed up what he said. And we would never condone making jokes about. Well, actually, because you could just use like the audio auditorium for like the acoustics you never said our current never said like, let's give him the benefit of the doubt here.

Roocifer: I mean, in Texas, they took guns to school and placed him in care. They didn't go in.

Jacob: Yeah, right.

Roocifer: Or the

Jacob: But.

Roocifer: still I mean,

Jacob: Oh.

Roocifer: the in Taksim stadiums. Kermit, no more gun jokes. Come

Jacob: Geez,

Roocifer: on.

Jacob: Kermit,

Roocifer: It's insensitive.

Jacob: we. We back the blue here.

Roocifer: Oh. Still there?

Jacob: Gameplay.

Roocifer: Yeah. So that is probably the biggest part of the game, right?

Jacob: I

Roocifer: Like you

Jacob: look.

Roocifer: click start.

Jacob: I'm going to give the game play. I'm going to say a seven.

Roocifer: I'm going to say five.

Jacob: I well, let me explain why I give it a seven and see if I can influence your score a little bit.

Roocifer: But.

Jacob: The game itself is is very odd. It's fine, it's serviceable. It's a f-pace game.

Roocifer: You know, you convinced me. Comparing

Jacob: Well,

Roocifer: it

Jacob: you.

Roocifer: to all other games on this platform. It is probably one of the most fun, gameplay

Jacob: On

Roocifer: wise,

Jacob: and

Roocifer: most fleshed out.

Jacob: it's super easy to just drop in and play with the friends. There's your party and discord. Your party is already there. You join the activity, you start playing like it's super. That's that's what elevated the score. I

Roocifer: You're

Jacob: would

Roocifer: literally

Jacob: have maybe even

Roocifer: giving.

Jacob: given it higher if it wasn't if there weren't so many micro-transactions.

Roocifer: You're literally in a game shooting 11 year olds within seconds from

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: clicking

Jacob: What

Roocifer: it.

Jacob: is this, a school?

Roocifer: I think there's a school map. Hmm. Well, technically.

Jacob: Well, Kermit.

Roocifer: There's a school map. There

Jacob: Kermit.

Roocifer: isn't like a neighborhood map. That must be a school.

Jacob: Well that because there's oh another thing is it just copies popular maps from other shooters

Roocifer: Yeah.

Jacob: like there's a nuke town, there's a shipment. I think there's like an actual counter-strike map. So it just.

Roocifer: So. The problem. I was thinking the problem with having a setting in a neighborhood, it's almost more insensitive than having it at a school because at a school you're going to expect to be shot at at some point.

Jacob: At this point. Yes, it's almost like. All right,

Roocifer: It's

Jacob: when's

Roocifer: like,

Jacob: it? My year?

Roocifer: yeah, it's

Jacob: But you don't hear about very

Roocifer: a neighborhood.

Jacob: many neighborhoods.

Roocifer: No.

Jacob: Like. Yeah. On,

Roocifer: What's.

Jacob: on, on like scale of, I'd say offensiveness. It would be like walking down a dark street by yourself because there's probably been way more like kidnapings. You know,

Roocifer: Oh.

Jacob: throughout history than, you know, school shootings and then school shootings and then neighborhood shootings.

Roocifer: Oh. Okay. Okay. What's that phrase they say when the cops, they tap on the doors, they do a little signal to the dog to make the dog signal that they think there's drugs in the car.

Jacob: Oh, but there's not actually drugs. They just want the like the excuse to do a full search. Right.

Roocifer: Yeah. Yeah.

Jacob: They're like, I don't know the term for

Roocifer: It's

Jacob: it.

Roocifer: something some are like beyond a reasonable doubt.

Jacob: Hmm.

Roocifer: But it's like. But it's different. It's more copy.

Jacob: Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Where they. It's like suspicion or something.

Roocifer: Mm hmm. Something.

Jacob: I. I know what you're talking about.

Roocifer: All right. Leave to leave a comment on the discord, if you know what we're trying to think of. And without I'll Nitro. What's the thing or the emoticon?

Jacob: And you'll like hardcore react. You'll nitro react to

Roocifer: Nitro

Jacob: somebody.

Roocifer: react if you get if

Jacob: I thought

Roocifer: you.

Jacob: you were going to gift somebody. Nitro.

Roocifer: That's. So a little much, don't you think?

Jacob: I know there was you. I thought that's why I thought you were being a little much, but.

Roocifer: And finally,

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: fun

Jacob: The,

Roocifer: category.

Jacob: the fun category. Um, honestly, I've had. I never like sex fun with it so far.

Roocifer: Yeah. Six or seven, you

Jacob: Because

Roocifer: know.

Jacob: the.

Roocifer: So I guess I'll say seven.

Jacob: Yeah. You join a game with friends. We just got done playing a game where we're just walking around in a giant circle outside of the map, mowing

Roocifer: Yeah.

Jacob: down 11 and 12 year olds. So.

Roocifer: I mean,

Jacob: That's.

Roocifer: that is probably the best part. Like, there's no good players.

Jacob: Now unless they're there. I will say there are definitely bots that will like

Roocifer: Are

Jacob: head

Roocifer: there.

Jacob: shot. Yeah, I've experienced a couple. It was. It was when I was playing solo last night. While you, you and

Roocifer: Oh.

Jacob: Jaron were playing like all their games. And I was like, I don't want to get I don't want to play a game I actually care about right now. Let me pick up that quick game of croaker strike.

Roocifer: Yeah. Get your crunk on. Get some crunk gold

Jacob: Mm

Roocifer: coins.

Jacob: hmm. I got I got a few crunk coins, which allowed me a few clunker coins, which allowed me to get some tickets, which I spun. There's there's a bit of a gamba aspect to this game. I'm not sure if you were aware of that.

Roocifer: We can we can we do a live round right now?

Jacob: Yeah. Fuck it.

Roocifer: Yeah. Okay. Hop on in the chat.

Jacob: Okay.

Roocifer: Mute, mute. Yourself and everything. Visor is going to be confused

Jacob: He's

Roocifer: on

Jacob: going

Roocifer: what

Jacob: to be

Roocifer: we're

Jacob: so

Roocifer: doing.

Jacob: confused by this.

Roocifer: Then I just clicked play on 1000 to 1003

Jacob: All right.

Roocifer: 1000 for 1000 and I'm shooting. I'm shooting nine year

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: old in my sights.

Jacob: Yeah. And I'm I'm in the same way. I'm not in the same map as you. I'm not in the same game as you fucking.

Roocifer: Okay.

Jacob: Sometimes

Roocifer: Well.

Jacob: that does happen. Sometimes.

Roocifer: I mean, it's in pre alpha.

Jacob: Yeah. But, like, you're you're joining a game literally in 5 seconds. There's nothing. I just. Okay, I'm in your game now.

Roocifer: Okay.

Jacob: Like, I

Roocifer: Well.

Jacob: see I was able to drop out of the game, drop into one and

Roocifer: Well.

Jacob: less time than it takes to put up a game of rocket league. Right. Like to find a match. And now him and I, we're on the same team. I'm

Roocifer: Know,

Jacob: behind him. I'm running behind him.

Roocifer: this is Aztec from Counterstrike. Oh, torso.

Jacob: I left.

Roocifer: All right, so what I'm doing, I'm shooting at an enemy. There's a headshot there. There, next to me again.

Jacob: Punks,

Roocifer: Her.

Jacob: and we both died.

Roocifer: I mean, and that's it. Right.

Jacob: Yeah. That's

Roocifer: Other

Jacob: it's

Roocifer: team

Jacob: super

Roocifer: is.

Jacob: easy to just hop into a game with a friend. Like I said, you're already. Oh, and one thing this game has that counterstrike doesn't is jumping. So kind

Roocifer: Know.

Jacob: of like Halo you can, you know. outWe

Roocifer: And

Jacob: lost that one.

Roocifer: just like that. But

Jacob: And

Roocifer: look,

Jacob: then

Roocifer: I.

Jacob: there's an ad that plays. So you just leave the activity

Roocifer: Yeah.

Jacob: so

Roocifer: You just

Jacob: you don't

Roocifer: say no

Jacob: have

Roocifer: names.

Jacob: to do the ad. Yeah. I think that's about all I had to say about it. And this quick little. You know, random episode with my friend Matt, mainly to test out the new Adobe podcast. Software.

Roocifer: Although this does not save all our recording. We'll

Jacob: Now

Roocifer: find out.

Jacob: the awkward. Any closing remarks.

Roocifer: Next week we'll be playing. What other activities are there on here? We've got YouTube Garlic Phone Chef. Showdown. Jacob Chef.

Jacob: Oh, that's I. That's an old name. There's chess in the park.

Roocifer: And.

Jacob: There's colonist, which is. That's okay. Little offensive

Roocifer: Yeah. This

Jacob: poker night

Roocifer: party

Jacob: party,

Roocifer: just.

Jacob: blazing eights, white board. Know what I mean? And then you take over.

Roocifer: Sketch heads land. I'll. Colored together. Okay. Colored together. I could be into that one bubble league spell cast, literally checkers in the park and bubble dash. Wow.

Jacob: So there's a lot of content for us, Matt, to mine out of just these free to play discord games. Now that I think about it, maybe we need to make this a regular thing.

Roocifer: Yeah,

Jacob: The Adobe

Roocifer: right.

Jacob: sessions is what we'll call it.

Roocifer: Yeah. If we vote with your money, people.

Jacob: Yeah. If you want to hear more Adobe sessions with Matt and Jacob, tell us about it.

Roocifer: Yeah. Send cash or money. Order.

Jacob: Where. Where are they sending the cash money order to?

Roocifer: Just post your credit card. Digits to the discord or something? I

Jacob: Yeah.

Roocifer: don't know.

Jacob: We'll charge you. We'll get a, like, a square reader. Well, it'll be a reasonable amount. We won't charge you too much down to, like, five bucks, maybe.

Roocifer: Yeah. Just like a picture. Just take a picture of the front and back of your card or figure out the rest.

Jacob: And send us your zip code as well.

Roocifer: Oh, yeah. And say how much you want to put toward the cause.

Jacob: Art. Our default will be $5. But if you want to give more or less, that's fine. Like we're not going to judge you for doing less. Since this is such a matt and I were literally in a discord call and we just decided to do this. So it's such a spur of the moment thing. We just spun it up out of nowhere. There's, you know. No pressure

Roocifer: Yeah, but

Jacob: on you to give

Roocifer: remember.

Jacob: $5.

Roocifer: We are going to have to wait for this thing to process once we hit stop recording. So there is a bit of effort that goes into it.

Jacob: That's true. And we're going to have to upload it

Roocifer: I

Jacob: to

Roocifer: said that.

Jacob: Buzzed Sprout.

Roocifer: I said that hardly know her joke earlier.

Jacob: That was funny. We did come up with actual rankings. We didn't do an average because I just take just here's a little math tip for you guys. When Matt and I say our scores. Edit Ah, there's no editor, so

Roocifer: No.

Jacob: add them together and then divide by two and that will be the average.

Roocifer: Wow. All right.

Jacob: Well.

Roocifer: Maybe the ultra musical boy. Who knows?

Jacob: I don't think it did it it did it to

Roocifer: Doo doo doo.

Jacob: put it out there that that that that that where where where. And then you do the outro and I'll do the background music. You do that.

Roocifer: Wow. What an episode.

Jacob: Doo doo doo, doo

Roocifer: Hope you're having a great

Jacob: doo.

Roocifer: insert time of day here.

Jacob: Doo doo, doo doo.

Roocifer: We'd like to thank our consortium of council gamers on the

Jacob: Do

Roocifer: patron

Jacob: you know where?

Roocifer: Michel Dom, a.k.a napkin ace trainer

Jacob: 30

Roocifer: Erica

Jacob: you.

Roocifer: Baradine and just a concerned gamer. We are concerned.

Jacob: Doo doo doo, doo

Roocifer: We

Jacob: doo.

Roocifer: still haven't heard from you.

Jacob: Go.

Roocifer: As always, if you'd like to support us.

Jacob: You

Roocifer: Go to

Jacob: do to.

Roocifer: our discord or website or share this little episode. This is a good little

Jacob: Do.

Roocifer: actually. This is probably not a good one to introduce your friends to this podcast, too. So maybe save this. Let them discover it on their

Jacob: To

Roocifer: own.

Jacob: thing.

Roocifer: Uh oh.

Jacob: Those. Yeah. Okay.